there's a porcupine in my bed...how'd it get there and what do I do to get it out?

Answer 1

I think the genie who answered your wish misunderstood you!

Answer 2

You were out in the woods making moonshine when you decided to try some for yourself. The brew was so potent, you were easily inebriated. After a while you saw a porcupine crawling by and struck up a conversation. One thing led to another and you kinda got used to the quills (being the drunk sadomachoist that you are).

Well now that you know the porcupine is into that stuff, make a little sex-swing for the critter and when the porcupine gets into it, use it as a slingshot to catapult it back into the woods.

Answer 3

Rule Number 1
Don't scare it,
otherwise when you get in your bed,
the quills will stick up and you'll die.

Rule Number 2
If you're in your bed already,
GET OUT!

Rule Number 3
Don't get in your bed
if a porcupine is in your bed.

Rule Number 4
If a porcupine is in your bed,
take it to a farmer.


http://mybabymonsters.com/stories/animal-stories/what-to-do-when-a-porcupine-is-in-your-bed/193


Rule Number 7
Leave the porcupine alone. The porcupine is probably tired and needs it's beauty rest. Find another place to sleep and come back in the morning. Then see if the porcupine is hungry. If so, make it some breakfast with fresh orange juice.

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Answer 4

Go sleep in the woods until the porcupine gets jealous because your lying in his bed and he will relinquish your bed back to you.

Answer 5

Too many beers my friend!..or an overactive imagination!

Answer 6

it got there cause ur a squater and have no real home, u got it out once it saw ur face.

Answer 7

Drink plenty of water, and stop abusing drugs.

POOF!

Answer 8

sit on it lol!