morales, such as 1) the one who sits on u might not be your enemy, 2) the one who gets you out of sheet might not be your friend, 3) when in ****, shut your mouth, does anyone know of the story?
2007-01-08 03:01:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
it goes like this:
there was a bird that forgot to head south (or north). so she got frozen due to the snow. after some time a cow walked by and her s.h.i.t. fell on her. the s.h.i.t. provided her warmth and she was saved. she was so happy that she started singing. a cat nearby heard it and found her. he licked the **** off her and ate her.
moral:
1) the one who s.h.i.t.s. on you might not be your enemy
2) the one to get you out of s.h.i.t. might not be your friend.
3) when you're in s.h.i.t., shut your mouth
2007-01-08 03:18:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
yea i heard a few years back. here it is.
Once upon a time there was a non-conforming swallow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, when the weather turned very cold he reluctantly started to fly southwards. In the short time ice began to form on its wings and it fell to the earth in a barnyard frozen still. A cow passed by and crapped on the little swallow. The swallow thot it was the end. But the dung warmed it and defrosted its wings. Warm n happy, and able to breath again, it started to chirp. Just then a large tom-cat came by and hearing the chirping, found out where it was coming from, clawed away the dung and swallow the swallow.
Moral: Every one who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy: every one who gets you out of the shits is not necessarily your friend; and if you are warm and happy in a pile of ****, keep your mouth shut.
2007-01-08 11:18:45 · answer #2 · answered by tornjeansandguitar 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A what ever is hiding from a predator and asks the cow for help. the cow "hides" the what ever (1).
The what ever complains and the predator hears it (3)
And then the predator pulls the what ever out of the brown ooze and eats it (2)
Fill in the gaps with your own words, that is the soul of all jokes, filling in the gaps with your own words.
2007-01-08 11:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no idea, but can you e-mail me the answers?
2007-01-08 11:04:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
no i never heard of this
2007-01-08 11:06:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*sarcastic* i dont *confused* get it
2007-01-08 11:10:18 · answer #6 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋