Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? "
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "Billionaire"
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
2007-01-08 02:54:22 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha...... nice going there....... thanks for posting these jokes here........
2007-01-08 03:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
those are hilirious dude!!!!!
if you know some spanish hope you like this
what do you call an orphan in chinese
sinpapa y sinmama
how do you say mirror in japanesse
ayeetoy
a lady went to the bar with her goose
bar tender: we don't allow pigs up in here
Lady: its not a pig its a goose
Bar tender: i wasnt' talking to you i was talking to the goose
teacher asked: johny why did you bring your cat to school?
Johny says: I heard the milk man say to my mom " when your kids go to school ama eat that Pussy"
whats the speed limit for Sex?????68 cuz at 69 you have to turn your *** around....
ever wonder why man think so hard and women talk so much???
because men have to heads and woman have four lips
2007-01-08 03:08:32 · answer #2 · answered by gina g 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny...I liked the first one and the last one the best :)
2007-01-08 09:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Made me smile!!
2007-01-08 03:48:04 · answer #4 · answered by sactified1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude!
those where good jokes, keep it up and your at the top of everyone list to come to for jokes!
2007-01-08 03:18:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL......these are the sort of jokes I like best, got any more??? (hope you don't mind I copied them)
2007-01-08 03:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Joshua 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol i liked that its really good one i like your sense of humor
2007-01-08 03:04:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol. 2 points
2007-01-08 02:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by Gary Rasmussen 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
i really liked them.....thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
2007-01-08 03:06:31 · answer #9 · answered by looly james 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why is Santa's bag so full?
Because he only comes once a year!
2007-01-08 02:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by rock_angel3005 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
good job. helped me start out this gloomy monday.
2007-01-08 03:09:30 · answer #11 · answered by shaker 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋