I wake up every once in a while to find a skid mark on the bed. this morning it was still wet and nasty. She is so damn hot. but that is just plain nasty
2007-01-08 02:35:42 · 12 answers · asked by lameck 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Maybe she has a problem that she finds embarressing to talk about. Its not the end of the world, a bit of bum-smudge never hurt anyone.
2007-01-08 02:38:30 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Digby Chicken Bhuna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask her "Did you hear anything unusual last night? Something crashed into the bed and skidded to a halt!"
2007-01-08 10:40:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
are you sure it's not you?
Maybe she has a medical condition. Maybe it's just wet farts.
Just tell her to wash the sheets and "by the way, watch out for the hershey highways on your side".
2007-01-08 10:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask her not to peel out on the bed. Tell when she needs to cut a johnny to run to the bathroom, lol.
2007-01-08 10:46:27 · answer #4 · answered by This, That & such 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just leave a little note by her side of the bed and tell her to clean it up.
2007-01-08 10:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really nasty. I am surprised you are still with her.
2007-01-08 10:42:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would buy some moist toilet tissues and if she doesn't get the hint, suggest she use them.
2007-01-08 10:41:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well break it to her let her know how you feel even though she is damn hot
2007-01-08 10:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by Luvr_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give the fat *** a rag on a stick to wash with ewwww
2007-01-08 10:38:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
lol thats funny,
sorry man, thats a tough one
2007-01-08 10:38:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋