Two friends were reminiscing about a party they had been to the other night.'Cracking party eh,Joe, my head's still splitting.'
'Mine too Bill...good booze and a posh house.' 'Posh house ? it was n't that posh...a semi in suburbia?'. 'No way, Bill it had a gold -plated toilet'...'What? no it did'nt...'
This argument went on for a while until both agreed to try to find the house to settle the matter once and for all.
When they finally tracked the house down, Joe knocked on the door and asked the woman who answered 'Excuse us madam would you settle an argument? We were at your party the other day and my friend says you have a gold-plated toilet ...is that true?'
The woman just turned around and shouted to her husband..'George, I've found that basta*d who crapped in your tuba!'
2007-01-08 02:14:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gud
2007-01-08 04:30:34 · answer #1 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 9/10
2007-01-08 13:04:57 · answer #2 · answered by hib hib 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10
2007-01-08 10:36:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee hee!!! Loved it thanx
2007-01-08 10:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by ella915824 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-08 11:34:56 · answer #5 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not a question but a really good joke!!! LMAO
2007-01-08 10:18:36 · answer #6 · answered by PeachyPies 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
oooooooooooooo! found that one quite funny!
2007-01-08 18:05:42 · answer #7 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good hee hee
2007-01-08 16:10:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
rotflmfao
2007-01-08 13:32:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-08 12:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋