proposal for the shape, gender, height, skin color etc!
2007-01-08 01:57:06 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Change the Word God to the Word 'Source' which is universally understood by ALL and resolve all the other issues.
2007-01-08 03:27:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not genderLESS, but EQUAL GENDER!!! God can be a hermaphrodite. Also, his skin color should be purple. I've never even seen a mutated person with purple skin. It should also be like, 40 miles tall. That way, it can easily crush the infidels, and we won't have to do it for him anymore. Oh, and as for shape, let's make him an amourphous blob. Spelling, not sure. He can float around, like Slimer from the Ghost Busters!!!
2007-01-08 10:00:40 · answer #2 · answered by Nyara 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God does not exist. There! Debate ended.
2007-01-08 10:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The god of the bible was created as a petty tyrant by bronze age man, I would hope if they started from scratch these days he would end up if not like a US president at least a benevelant despot.
2007-01-08 10:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by fourmorebeers 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It sounds easier than to invent NOTHING, because, according to science, NOTHING doesn' exist. Even outerspace contains something.
Isn't it funny, that scientists are NOW saying the Universe is made up of LIGHT and DARK elements.
2007-01-08 10:02:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you shouldn't make fun of God. Some of the people on here are really ridiculous. You say some of the dumbest things
2007-01-08 10:13:25 · answer #6 · answered by tlnay025 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's Him, Her and Cousin it.
He is tall dark and handsome created by himself.
She is the most beautiful creature created by herself.
Cousin it is invisible as it is self conscious of the other two finding out it created it's self.
2007-01-08 10:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by MotherMayI? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you look up "Flying Spaghetti Monster" and the "Invisible Pink Unicorn" and try to understand why they exist.
2007-01-08 10:02:03 · answer #8 · answered by Barabas 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'll vote for an Alanis Morrisette version, as in the movie, "Dogma."
2007-01-08 10:00:25 · answer #9 · answered by Enchanted 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I worship this rock sitting on my desk. On day it will rise up ( with the help of my arm ) and smite my enemies!
All PRAISE THE ROCK!!!
2007-01-08 10:20:30 · answer #10 · answered by thomas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋