2007-01-08 01:42:39 · 8 answers · asked by DM 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have you seen my goose?
2007-01-08 02:20:27 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
there are probably many gags that fit this tag but one that spring s to mind 4me is, the one about the surveyors who are using hand signals to comminicate over a couple 100 mtrs and one fellar is waving signals to the other in a way that would indicate that he would like to know were his fold up ruler is!! clearly understanding this message the recipient starts slapping his own top pocket and rubbing his tummy and gesturing as if to masturbate!! the other fellar completey baffled walks the 100mtrs or so in frustration to eventually ask the co-worker verbally what the F--K he is saying,to which he replys " its in your top pocket etc...
2007-01-08 09:53:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An American asking where his 'cell-phone' was?
(Sorry couldn't resist. Go ahead and 'thumbs-down' me)
2007-01-08 09:44:30 · answer #3 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Rosie O'Donnell asking where her Twinkie is?
2007-01-08 09:44:22 · answer #4 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well done little boy
2007-01-08 12:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dnt no wot
2007-01-08 11:17:05 · answer #6 · answered by Break Me Down 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uhhhhhh..i've heard it but i dont know where or who its by...
2007-01-08 09:52:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
dunno
2007-01-11 05:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋