One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over to the left in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the right. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
2007-01-08 01:33:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent!
I hadn't got wind of it before
2007-01-08 03:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She couldn't be accused of being anally retentive ! haha
2007-01-09 05:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats sheer brilliance. reminds me of catherine tate.
2007-01-08 09:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-08 11:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by lilcutie103447xo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they should change her to a new nursing home...lol
2007-01-08 10:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!
2007-01-08 09:35:55 · answer #6 · answered by Saz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats beautiful
2007-01-08 09:35:29 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
Was on the other day.!!!
2007-01-08 12:32:47 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, poor old dear
2007-01-08 16:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one, not bad
2007-01-08 09:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋