The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh sir, did you know that your barracks door was open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.
Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention."
The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran, sitting on two duffle bags!"
2007-01-08 00:48:17 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG LOL LOL!!!
Thank's 4 da laugh im still laughing im gonna pass that on 2 every1 i know. thanks 4 gettin me out of da Monday Blues.
2007-01-08 01:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW. That was a good joke.
Here's one for you
GOOD JOKES !!
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
**********
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
**********
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
**********
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
**********
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
**********
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
**********
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
**********
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
**********
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
**********
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha
**********
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty
face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of
humor.
BYE
Imtiyaz G
2007-01-08 01:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-08 00:51:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny1 10/10!
2007-01-08 00:57:23 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 9 / 10
2007-01-08 00:56:45 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao10/10
2007-01-08 00:54:39 · answer #6 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2007-01-08 00:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by top cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one there! :D
I heard a similar one of the hangar door open.
He asked, 'Did you see my jet?'
She answered, 'I heard that it ran out of fuel and crashed.'
2007-01-08 00:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep..very funny. we always say that the stable door is open and the horse has bolted....
2007-01-08 01:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now....THAT was funny! You are ready for Comedy Central.
2007-01-08 00:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋