One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-01-08 00:32:30 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think we can safely say, there are no flies on him !
2007-01-08 21:37:48 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good11/10
2007-01-08 01:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You greater beneficial take a protracted over due nap. I dont think of you will might desire to attend long yet make helpful that bus has fairly some room.Oh and make helpful its not cluttered or grimy.LOL in no way comprehend the place that previous bus has been for helpful.
2016-10-30 08:10:20 · answer #3 · answered by stever 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW. Thats a Great Joke. I have heard it before but still its worth for a good laughter.
Here's one for you
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Doctor Office?
There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this, and here's the way one old guy handled it.
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said ,"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."
The receptionist replied snottily, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
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BYE
Imtiyaz G
2007-01-08 00:42:36 · answer #4 · answered by Imtiyaz G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! 9/10.
2007-01-08 00:58:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious, so was the one about the old man in the doctor's office.
Sorry, I just can't bring myself to hit the exclamation mark key.
2007-01-08 00:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terry that's a Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-08 01:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahha lol that was soooo funny that jus made ma whole day....so was the one the gut said as an answer keep it up guyz!!!
2007-01-08 00:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before, I think that it was on Dave Allen.
Keep on with the jokes there.
:D lol
2007-01-08 00:45:19 · answer #9 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thats a great joke to end my day with...thanks mate!
2007-01-08 01:46:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋