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take over heaven haha

2007-01-07 23:11:04 · answer #1 · answered by Butt Fudge 1 · 0 2

A. "Pearly gates" are a metaphor. B. Scripture is quite clear that the resurrected righteous will be in the presence of the one who created Heaven and Earth, and will have no fear. That is, we will be resurrected first (having been judged righteous) and will be in a perfect situation. Nothing that corrupts will be there to mar our total harmony. Therefore the tone of your question indicates a serious lack of understanding.

2007-01-08 07:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 0 0

Hi

surely there is no way you would be God. Because God is not a person he is Sovereing, Omnipotent, Omnicient and Omnipresent and I do not see you being that, besides nothing can be used to compare with God.



So for me as a Christian your question or event the remotest possibility does not arise. It just can not happen period!

2007-01-08 07:41:31 · answer #3 · answered by enzimah 1 · 0 0

I didn't know that a muppet could become a god. Interesting.

2007-01-08 07:14:43 · answer #4 · answered by castle h 6 · 0 0

i don't know what i would do. anything you tell me to since in your hypothetical situation you are God. so therefore i would do what God says.

2007-01-08 07:11:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Wonder whether it is possible to get yourself killed a second time =)

2007-01-08 07:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

kick you in the nabs and grab the keys

just kidding, but it sounds funny anyway

2007-01-08 07:11:07 · answer #7 · answered by relaxin 2 · 1 1

Wouldn't happen, but anyway: I'ld ask for I.D. ;)

2007-01-08 09:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by PeteTheYowie 3 · 0 0

i dont know who u are or what u look like, so i doubt id even know it was you

2007-01-08 07:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by i_confuzzled 2 · 0 0

I would not find you there , mabey somewhere hot.

2007-01-08 07:11:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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