A lion walks in to a restaurant and says "Gimme a couple of barbecued antelopes." The waiter says "I'm sorry, but you'll have to leave. We only serve people" so the lion goes "Alright, no problem, gimme a couple of barbecued people"
2007-01-07 22:39:49 · 26 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not "dumb" — I like it.
Thanks a lot.... my Boss is laughing too --- very loud.
Aaron.
2007-01-07 23:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA It is a little humorous! I mean, atleast I smirked a little... how lame do you think this joke is?? It's a Jack Handy quote.
I wish I was a voodoo snow globe of the world so that I could shake back and worth really fast and freak everyone out!
2007-01-08 06:42:48 · answer #2 · answered by Heather K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but from 10 you got 3 and your avatar 0.
2007-01-08 06:41:43 · answer #3 · answered by Javy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke 2/10 avatar 0/10
2007-01-08 06:51:30 · answer #4 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-08 13:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
minus out of 10
try this
1)
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
2)
the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I hv lst my hand, oh!
Another man: Control urself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
2007-01-08 06:53:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good,thanks for reminding me again the joke
2007-01-08 06:42:57 · answer #7 · answered by crown 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke.. but it not making me 2 laugh just smiling
2007-01-08 06:44:47 · answer #8 · answered by lovely girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And I suppose the lioness likes her male people raw but hot!
2007-01-08 09:35:09 · answer #9 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could this be the oldest joke in the universe?
2007-01-08 06:41:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋