This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night. It is going to be hell of a party."
The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is very potent, you drink only one ounce of it and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know about it."
The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist is going to work and at the door of the drug store, the same fellow is there waiting for him. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?"
The guy replies, "Quick open the store, I need Blue Ice (a pain muscle reliever).
The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive."
The guy says, "It's not for my penis, it's for my arm. "
Pharmacist says, "What?? What happened?"
Guy replies, "Well. . . I drank the whole bottle of your potion. "
Pharmacist says, "And. . ."
Guy replies, "The girls never showed up!"
2007-01-07 20:48:39 · 14 answers · asked by shalini v 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The guy should have switched hands. LMAO good joke
2007-01-07 22:00:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
10/10
2007-01-07 21:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-28 09:21:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And he later on became the QB for the greenbay packers
hahaha
2007-01-07 20:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. funny joke
2007-01-07 23:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch....heard the joke before, but always funny.
2007-01-07 20:51:16 · answer #6 · answered by in vino veritas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHHH THE OLD HAND TROLLEY GOOD ONE 10/10
2007-01-07 20:59:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
VEry funny
2007-01-07 20:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by Zahrah N. 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very funny.....thanks...hahahahahahahaaaaa
2007-01-07 22:33:27 · answer #9 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahah that was a good one
2007-01-07 21:02:58 · answer #10 · answered by Sweetheart88 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋