Atheists, let's pretend God existed (come on, just pretend).. what would you tell him when you get to heaven?

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I mean, how would you justify yourself for not believing? Would you try to sneak up in heaven? Or just let it go and go straight to hell?

I'm an atheist so I would tell him I've been good in my life, and I don't think I deserve hell. If he doesn't let me in, then I would just go to hell and make some friends.

Don't give me sh*t like "a real atheist doesn't consider god's existence, not even pretending blah blah blah", please.

Fugitieangel, read the details in my question, I specifically told you no to give me that kinda crap. Damnit with you people. Besides, I said He, because our religious friends say it's a HE.

To the nickless guy: I'm as atheistic as anyone can get. Don't you have a little imagination? And besides, Roman Catholics clergy men said there's no purgatory, so you have to go straight to heaven and wait in line to see if you get in or just go to hell.

Answer 1

I would happily skip along to hell. After all, I wouldn't fit in in Heaven amongst the brainwashed fanatics and George Bushes. I'll enjoy my stint of everlasting pain, along with Buddha, Nietzsche, and all those other cool non-believers down under.

Answer 2

I would ask him many questions. My first question would be from Genisus. It states. "In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth". It is in the beginning that confuses me. What was it before "in the beginning". Like infinity there is no end, just like eternity there is no end. In six days God created Heaven and earth and the seventh day he rested. Lot of people believe that the earth is only about 6,000 years old. A day at Gods creation could have been millions of years. Why were there not people here in north america? Why did Moses have to roam around the wilderness for forty-years looking for the promise land, and he did not got to enter. Where is the "Ark of the Covenient"?

Answer 3

Although I'm not a atheist (still finding out what I beleive) I would tell him I lead my life the best way I could. I am human, you made me with flaws, look back on my life and see all the searching I've done for you. Yet I did not find you.

If that isn't good enough guess I'll be in hell. But I find it funny how you can repent your sins and be fine. But an atheist who led a good life gets a first class ticket to hell. I don't agree with that.

Answer 4

Atheism is defined as the suspension of disbelief in the existence of any deities. It is commonly defined as the denial of theism, amounting to the positive assertion that deities do not exist, or as the deliberate rejection of theism.

Therefore, asking an atheist to think about what we would tell God if we saw Him would be like asking anyone to have a heart attack on command.

Which would probably be what I'd do at any rate. Given my disbelief in him, I'd doubt he'd ever send me to Heaven (considering the limited vacancies) and ask for a one-way trip to Hell.

Maybe.

Answer 5

i would not say im incredibly non secular with the aid of any skill yet i believe what you stated. what sick say won't tutor he exists yet will tutor atheists and the likes incorrect. why might you reside in case you knew you have been only going to die? they say they stay to evolve people yet why try this in the event that they think of we are meaningless besides so incredibly their factor is meaningless itself. in the event that they have been a real atheist they might die as quickly as they knew they have been an atheist. additionally a word to those that have confidence in technological understanding and think of faith is a comedian tale, nicely technological understanding is a perception and so on that's a faith so which you're they best hypocrites obtainable. people who attempt to disprove god have had formative years problems, are actually not happy in themselves and so on and so on examine has shown.

Answer 6

Well, I would think that as I am a good person, that that would be enough for me not to go to "hell". If I was still sent there then I would think that the "god" wasn't a nice being that I'd want to follow anyway and I wouldn't be able to respect someone who would send me to hell for thinking for myself. I'd happily go to hell & be proud of the fact that I thought for myself throughout my life & wasn't bullied into believeing anything I didn't want to.

Answer 7

I thought Atheists don't go to heaven so how would they get to heaven to speak to god?
your Question makes zero sense ....
By the way anyone with half brain would know that you are a christian pretending to be a Atheist
I am not a Christan or a Atheist ......I am a believer in science

Answer 8

OK, just for fun, I'd ask him: Why was there cancer? And why did you let so many children get it? What was the purpose of the tsunami, killing off 200,000 people in one stroke? Why did you allow so much death, suffering and misery in your name? Why do you allow your followers to maim, torture and kill anyone who doesn't believe in you? And why can't you accept that some people don't believe? Are you THAT insecure?
I'm sure I could find several million other troublesome questions, but you get the idea.

Answer 9

when you die, you can ask god as many questions as you want and he'll answer them all.
then he tells you what you did wrong in this world and you talk to him about your beliefs, then he says that i wanted to show you the way to heaven but you did not accept and didn't wanna see it cause you were too upset with you're life here(in this life). then he'll judge you and punish you.

this life is a test, you collect points. the more points you have, you'll get a better place in heaven.

but remember.....no heaven without any religion(real religion).

Answer 10

All the cool people will be in hell, anyways :)

If there was a God, I'd have a lot of questions to ask him before I started to justify my non-belifef. To justify my decision, I would simply turn around and point to the average Christian. That should explain everything.