Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.
After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.
Saint Pete was furious.
"If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."
After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.
Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.
A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his *** of.
"Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.
"Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.
2007-01-07 20:39:28 · 18 answers · asked by shalini v 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ok, so this just confirmed the saying "When in prison, NEVER PICK UP THE SOAP."
2007-01-07 21:55:30 · answer #1 · answered by Michelle 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
10
2016-05-23 09:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny way for the devil to freeze.
6/10
2007-01-07 21:26:06 · answer #3 · answered by red_daffodils 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everyone knows gays can't get to Heaven. We are a pox on the universe and a blight to all mankind. In fact, according to fundamentalists, we don't even have to do naughty things. Just being attracted to the same sex means we have sin in our hearts. And we'll never be able to change. Those ex-gay brainwashing programs don't work, and early results from a study at Ohio State University indicate that being gay is biological.
As far as rating your joke, it sucks.
2007-01-07 21:09:40 · answer #4 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Quite funny! I hate to nitpick but changing the devils reply to:
"Well, just you try bending down for firewood around here!!"
would improve it a bit imo. It just flows more if you ask me. (and you asked me ;-)
2007-01-09 14:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-08 08:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I rate this one as 7+
2007-01-07 22:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
quite good 6/10
2007-01-07 20:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
NICE ONE 8/10
2007-01-07 20:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ehhhh...... maybe 5 out of 10.
2007-01-07 20:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋