A prostitute learning the tango
Decided to stop for a mango
The fruit made a mess
All over her dress
2007-01-07 20:36:17 · 11 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so she switched to the "naked fandango" : )
2007-01-07 20:52:18 · answer #1 · answered by T B 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a man on the road
saw this dirty little broad
in her dress that was wet
surely it wasnt sweat
he said come with me baby
she smiled and said maybe
went in his car
which wasnt very far
and then they got down low
because she'd learned the tango.
lol :)
2007-01-08 06:43:47 · answer #2 · answered by hotchocolate 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Off with the dress, and go rango.
2007-01-08 11:45:14 · answer #3 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Worse than the stains from her gang blow
It's a stretch, I know, but it's tough rhyming with "mango"...
2007-01-08 04:40:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe it was just a question
running through her head...
Look at what she is doing now
look at a forgotten soul
only forgotten by herself
shifting in her hole.
^_^
2007-01-08 05:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by RNM 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
so she quickly hid inside her Dodge Durrango
2007-01-08 06:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by cooldude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you a Peter Puffer?
2007-01-08 06:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Used a banana, and bang-o.
2007-01-08 15:09:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anne E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...and the guy went crazy
with laming the dress
2007-01-08 04:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
so she took it off and someone shouted BINGO!!!
2007-01-08 05:57:13 · answer #10 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋