MIne..."My eyes are sweating"...this was nearing the end of a 10 hour work shift of staring at a computer monitor all day.
2007-01-07 18:40:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..cool..I like yours..=)
Mine was "I shaved my back in time to swim this time!"..Meant to say my LEGS,when talking to my girlfriends at the clubhouse pool..I'm still hearin'; about it,that was in 2004!
2007-01-07 18:46:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take Me Drunk, Im Home
My Frend Video Clipped That And Stuk It On You Tube
lll try 2 get th link for it lol
2007-01-08 03:34:35 · answer #2 · answered by Proffesor??? No Way!!! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once took a bag of Tootsie Pops to work, to share with my coworkers. When my boss made his rounds, I held one up and asked him if he wanted to lick my lollipop. He got that 'deer in headlights' look for a few seconds, then realized I was holding a sucker in my hand. The funniest thing about that, two days later, we secretly started dating.
2007-01-08 02:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by onearkansasmommy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
While trying to perkily chat up a cute man who was walking his dog...
"That's a really really tight dog."
2007-01-08 06:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by impracticalshoes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well once i was talking to my friend who was talking to me about her ex bf while talking to my msn mates at the same time so instead of saying jack is jerk i said jerk is a jack -_-"
2007-01-08 02:45:50 · answer #5 · answered by MAK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Would you like a Thai Chi?", I meant to say Chai Tea
2007-01-08 03:08:27 · answer #6 · answered by crissy9683 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The eggs are attacking!
2007-01-08 02:43:09 · answer #7 · answered by Melvin the retarded emu 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'just because im blonde doesnt mean im blonde!'
my brother never let me live that one down!
2007-01-08 03:18:16 · answer #8 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will you hurry up and cab in the climb?
2007-01-08 03:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by lapyramid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My Ears are drooling. ( i had an ear infection)
2007-01-08 02:59:12 · answer #10 · answered by karma_goddess84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋