Sean & Paddy on their way & on first Guiness, their peace shattered by a big bang & shudder from the plane.
Pilot says..."sorry folks # 1 engine failed we'll be ok! but we'll be 15 min late getting to London".
Lads look at one another & order a second Guiness.......soon another bang & shudder with heaps of smoke. "Begosh & begorrah what was that?" says Pad...
Pilot again, "Ladies & Gents # 3 engine just failed no worries, two good ones left, but we'll be 30 min late in London".
Passengers grumble so Pad & Sean order yet another Guiness....
And you guessed it again there's another Bang, shudder, sparks & smoke aplenty.
"Saints preserve us"says Sean.....Pilot..." you're not gunna believe it but # 4 just failed but # two is strong & we'll get there, only it'll be an hour later than planned".
Sean turns to Paddy & says.. ya know Pad..if that number two engine fails we'll be up here all bloody night!!!!
2007-01-07 18:30:17 · 6 answers · asked by bejay 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
begorrah that's 10/10 for ye lad
2007-01-07 18:59:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
ha ha 10/10
2007-01-07 19:00:33 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats racist Im Reporting You
2007-01-07 19:40:12 · answer #3 · answered by Proffesor??? No Way!!! 1 · 0⤊ 5⤋
You sure they weren't blonde? LOL!
2007-01-07 18:32:44 · answer #4 · answered by ☆thumper203☆ 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thanks for the laugh
2007-01-07 20:41:02 · answer #5 · answered by SHIH TZU SAYS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh
STUPID IRISHMAN
2007-01-07 18:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋