Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. There was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrade "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where t hey landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"
2007-01-07 18:13:01 · 22 answers · asked by GS 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy...any guy who can wrap his **** around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, is someone you shouldn't mess with!"
2007-01-07 18:13:28 · update #1
read "dcik"
2007-01-07 18:14:31 · update #2
Very funny, indeed.......you made me to visit the Jokes section, which I had left, for want of good jokes......You have filled that gap........hahahah .........
2007-01-07 18:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-01-08 02:30:11 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what I call a Coc ker of a joke…it was simply Rocking 10+/10
2007-01-08 14:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by the Tramp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it an 8 out of 10
2007-01-08 07:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha eh. I'd rate it a 6 out of 10
2007-01-08 02:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny? yes but naughty...lol...7/10
2007-01-08 04:37:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL.. hahaha.. ya that is indeed a funny joke.. thanx for the laugh...
2007-01-08 02:21:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cool....I laughed after reading
2007-01-08 03:04:27 · answer #8 · answered by just_like_that 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a thumbs up!!
2007-01-08 02:45:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny, indeed!!!
2007-01-08 02:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by Neha A 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋