You know, the one that your strange uncle repeated at every family gathering, and it got cheesier and cheesier in the retelling? Mine was--
Why did the blond stare at the orange juice can?
Because it said "concentrate!" followed by maniacal laughter. Still, I grin every time I hear it.
2007-01-07 18:02:58 · 10 answers · asked by Someone who cares 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You ask someone "What is the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?"
Person usually says "I don't know"
Then you look irritated and say, Oh, so it was YOU!!
2007-01-07 18:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by busybody12 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dirty Joke~ Billy Played in the Mud
Clean Joke~ Billy Took a Bath with Bubbles
Dirty Joke~ Bubbles is the Girl Next Door
2007-01-08 02:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by karma_goddess84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanna hear a "dirty" joke 2 pigs fell in the mud 3 came out
or how do you keep an idiot in "suspense" ...tell you tomorrow
2007-01-08 02:39:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anthony G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat when they said it was chilly out side she ran and grabbed a bowl.
That joke is annoying as hell now.
2007-01-08 02:16:27 · answer #4 · answered by The K.A.N. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's the only joke I remember..lol.
Where did the Lone Ranger take his trash?
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!
I guess you have to be old enough to remember the Lone Ranger. :)
2007-01-08 02:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by Jan G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that when she stepped outside with high heels she struck oil
2007-01-08 02:25:04 · answer #6 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what goes black white black white? a nun rolling down a hill. what goes black white black white and laughs? the nun that pushed her down. this ones got to be the dumbest i ever heard...........
2007-01-08 02:36:08 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call cheese that is not your own?
Nacho cheese
2007-01-08 03:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda K 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did one bean say to the other bean?
-How've you been?-
2007-01-08 02:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by craz34jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a witch pregnant?
2007-01-08 02:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by The::Mega 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋