A recently widowed lady, was sitting on a beach towel at Cocoa Beach, Florida. She looked up and noticed that?

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a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied, and again turned back to his book.

"Do you live around here?" she asked.

"Yes, I live over in Suntree," he answered, and then resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, Sarah persisted. "Do you like pussycats?"
With that, the man threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, tore off both their swimsuits and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

As the cloud of sand began to settle, Sarah gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

Answer 1

That was great!!! I needed that!

Answer 2

Funny! 10/10! Omg!

Answer 3

a guy despatched his spouse a dozen red roses for Valentines Day . even as he lower back from artwork he got here upon her bare on the mattress , legs spread huge. She stated, " it truly is for the roses expensive." He stated," do not we've a vase?"

Answer 4

She wanted sex, and she called him sir?
I've been using that word terribly wrong, my dad must think i'm gay.

Answer 5

Very cute~

Answer 6

lmao.......glad to see that you have survived the violation notice,,,,, very funny one.......even though, I had read this one, I could not suppress the laugh.......haha

Answer 7

the punchline was poor, and I expected much better

Answer 8

Awesome.....

Answer 9

veeeerrrryyyy funny!

Answer 10

i had to think for like 30 secs.... then i L'dMAO!!!! funny.