A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.''
2007-01-07 15:04:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naughty but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-07 15:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-01-07 15:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Juicy Joke!@~
2007-01-07 15:43:02 · answer #3 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great.
Keep up the good job !
More from u , please.
Thanks
2007-01-07 16:13:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it 30 yrs. ago still funny
2007-01-07 15:24:48 · answer #5 · answered by johny1punch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yeah i heard this joke b4. some guy told me at work
2007-01-07 15:10:46 · answer #6 · answered by Loukotsu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this a lot!
2007-01-07 15:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-01-07 16:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...funny
2007-01-07 16:25:34 · answer #9 · answered by rick JAMES 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh and don't stop
2007-01-07 15:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋