You're always complaining about Christians. Just shut up and wait; one day Jesus is gonna come back and take us all away, and then you can kill your babies, drink in public, run the world however you want, well, for about 7 years that is...
2007-01-07 14:57:49 · 28 answers · asked by ? 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I put the word "atheist" in the headline, so the amazing amount of thumbs donw does not surprise me...
2007-01-07 16:11:06 · update #1
I put the word "atheist" in the header, should the large number of thumbs down surprise me?
2007-01-07 16:12:05 · update #2
SnowAngel: Spell check caught rapture, but not reichous? (rieghtouss)
Everyone else: ;-p
2007-01-07 16:17:38 · update #3
Amen. lol. I can't wait to see you in Heaven, Argu. Your answers have been the highlight of my evening. You sure got them Atheists fired up, didn't you? lol. hahahahahahaha.
2007-01-07 15:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 7⤋
I am patiently waiting for Christianity and all other religions to disappear from the face of the planet... perhaps then we can have some peace and quiet around here.
Is that what you really thing? That atheists just want to do "wicked" things? You're even more out of touch with reality than i had previously thought.
2007-01-07 23:03:42 · answer #2 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Can I have your car when you are raptured (I finding it funny the spell check only has "ruptured" lol)? Can the world have a huge party when all the self-reichous are all up in the clouds harping away and sucking up to their God for bigger "mansions"? Can we then mourn the nice Good Christians we knew and then get on to making this a better world with a smaller population.
2007-01-07 23:02:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
If that were true, I wish the Christians would just shut up and wait too. Stop worrying about the atheists and start planning your big ascent into heaven. Start picking your outfit and planning your hairdo. Let the atheists enjoy what little time they have left.
2007-01-07 23:04:24 · answer #4 · answered by Pico 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm an atheist and I am patient. I laugh at the ignorance of believing in an "all knowing", "all powerful" deity that doesn't exist.You, as a Christian, are showing the blind arrogance you're expected to. Organised religion (two words that don't belong together) is a scam and idiots, such as yourself, are sucked in to believing it. You blindly follow what somebody tells you. You're sheep, why else would preachers call their followers their "flock".
2007-01-07 23:06:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie, if they believed that, they wouldn't be atheists.
Moreover, you have some very funny ideas on what atheism means. How is killing babies at all analogous to drinking in public, first of all? And who says atheists do any of those things?
2007-01-07 23:01:42 · answer #6 · answered by Emmy 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Christians? I don't know any Christians. You mean church people?
The religion of church people is nothing like the religion Jesus had.
So Jesus will come back... He will descend calmly and with precision, he will touch down in almost the exact spot where he ascended.
Well maybe not, but I love the imagery.
Hey, you know, I have never called you church people slime. Never in my life have I called you church people slime. And I'm not going to. If Jesus could actually come back, however, he might want to call you a few things -- for making him look like an idiot.
2007-01-07 23:04:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
I think you are asking christians to be patient. I suppose you are really, waiting 2000 years for someone to return to earth even though he's been dead all the time. Canyou keep your fait for another 2000 years? You will have to because he's not coming soon.
2007-01-07 23:01:54 · answer #8 · answered by Nemesis 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Kill our babies?
You're confusing our morality for your own.
If someone told an atheist to kill his child he would UNLIKE Abraham tell the person to go forth and multiply.
2007-01-07 23:04:48 · answer #9 · answered by TRITHEMIUS 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Alway? Why do you say "always?" I think you're exaggerating. Could it be that you're feeling a bit persecuted? Insecure? Why not just relax and enjoy your approaching apocalpyse and have a nice quiet time being self-righteous and smug?
2007-01-07 23:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Keep waiting for that rapture
2007-01-07 23:09:33 · answer #11 · answered by Scott Justice 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋