One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."
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A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.
When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"
Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"
2007-01-07 14:53:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no pussy is what the kid meaned
2007-01-07 14:56:14 · update #1
the first 2 who answered are always the only ones who answer
thanx
2007-01-07 14:59:38 · update #2
LOL
2007-01-07 16:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 9/10!
2007-01-07 15:03:45 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-01-07 15:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too good !! Make me not wanna kick the misuss cat
2007-01-07 15:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Bruce Chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best joke.....Did you some up with that?
(im still giggeling)
Justin
2007-01-07 20:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
Only a total moron would report you!!!
lol
2007-01-07 15:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you, that was funny.
2007-01-07 15:12:31 · answer #7 · answered by Janet H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-07 15:06:15 · answer #8 · answered by blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny lol
2007-01-07 14:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by jeneric803 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fuuny.
Thanks for sharing it!
2007-01-07 15:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-01-07 16:31:10 · answer #11 · answered by rick JAMES 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋