2007-01-07 14:25:29 · 5 answers · asked by girly whirlyy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i know u r but what am i???
classic
2007-01-07 14:31:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I had someone say (To do with sexuality/experimentation) A mouse doesn't always want to go in the same hole.
My reply was: Well, try and fit a rooster into a smaller hole and it just won't fit.
2007-01-07 23:32:24 · answer #2 · answered by Sahhjlina 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah well I could have been your father but the dog beat me over the fence.
I'm ashamed I know that-but its a snappy comeback.
Dwight
2007-01-07 23:09:40 · answer #3 · answered by revmccormick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have a diarrhea of words but a constipation of ideas
2007-01-07 23:43:51 · answer #4 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"You know. It's amazing you test-tube babies can even think."
"Everytime you open your mouth your nose grows."
=)
2007-01-07 23:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋