Okay a blonde and a brunet owns a ranch after their father death. They noticed they are short on bulls so they need more bulls to keep the agriculture running on their ranch. The brunet tells her sis to stay on the ranch while she explores the city to see if any1 is selling bulls. The Blonde job is to pick up her sis and the bulls with a truck. The brunet uses the money on her saving which only contain 100 dollar.
Of she goes and somehow she found a dealer. The dealer sells all his bulls for $99 (no tax). Which leaves the brunet 1 dollar left
Now all she needs is to make a phone call to tell her sis to come for the bulls.
She sees a store that text message phones. So she goes to the cashier and tells him that she needs to text message her sis.
The cashier responds that it will cost a dollar for each word. She explains the story how she end up with a dollar and she needs to go home as soon as possible. The brunet begs and begs to the cashier to use her only dollar to message “IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO COME FOR THE BULLS"
The cashier refuses and still demanding for a dollar for each word is use.
After thinking for a while, the brunet insists and exclaim “deal! Just send this one word: COMFORTABLE"
The cashier glazed at the brunet astonished and finally confess" wait hold up, I just don’t understand! How will you sis know that u purchased the bulls and its time for her to come pick up with only one word used?"
The Brunet responds with a grin...." Oh no sir, you don’t understand, my sis is a blonde, she will think COMFORTABLE is a big word, so she will break it into syllabus, COM*FOR*TA*BLE
2007-01-07 14:04:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'll bet the cashier was a blonde! Guys can be dumb blondes, too.
M
2007-01-07 14:57:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-07 22:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. So funny
2007-01-08 07:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sad thing is I broke it down into syllables before that part of the joke....
2007-01-07 22:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by ~O~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep, a goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-09 09:20:52 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! i'm not a blonde so of course i had already figured out the ending...but it was sooooo funny
2007-01-07 22:55:13 · answer #6 · answered by jeneric803 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe... kool, funny yea
oooohhh u posted this joke twice already
2007-01-07 22:13:42 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol smart blonde i say, funny joke
2007-01-07 22:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by Dream_Catcher 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha yur funny
2007-01-07 22:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by liltrackstar94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but still good.
2007-01-07 23:58:58 · answer #10 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋