A: cuz he shows up late, eats ur food, emptys his sac, cums only once n leaves b4 u wake
2007-01-07 13:44:41 · 16 answers · asked by blue 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Santa is a nickname for saint nicholas. Who would name there girl nicholas??
2007-01-07 13:48:11 · answer #1 · answered by Wes D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he works all year to give ungrateful girls things they don't need. He's out working all night in the snow while the girls are sleeping waiting for him to get his reward of some cookies.
2007-01-07 21:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by crackleboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a man to me (except Santa doesn't have sex with you before he leaves.... at least I hope not.)
2007-01-07 21:47:08 · answer #3 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just ask Mrs. Claus
2007-01-07 21:46:50 · answer #4 · answered by Up your Maslow 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a good one. i would have thought that the answer was because he's always a man at the mall.
2007-01-07 21:48:04 · answer #5 · answered by PUERTO RICAN CHICK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because any woman in her right mind would have waxed the sh*t outta that beard!
2007-01-07 21:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Viviana 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blue you make me laugh
2007-01-07 22:50:42 · answer #7 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.If he was a she,I would wait up all night to catch the ***** coming down the chimney...and it would be on..
2007-01-07 21:52:50 · answer #8 · answered by J.B.1972 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
unless you want a woman kissing your mother, you better pray to god hes a man.
2007-01-07 21:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he were a woman what whould she look like?
2007-01-07 21:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by Collin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋