Gee, all this blasphemy has made me hungry.
I would go eat the body of Christ, but that kid is far too emaciated for his own good. At least I can drink his blood, too bad it isn't fresh.
Can Jesus make himself magically heavier, so there is more food on him?
2007-01-07 13:35:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's why the guy stabbed him in the side with a spear, he was hoping for delicious candy. Whoops.
2007-01-07 13:38:08 · answer #1 · answered by qamper 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
you know, it's not so insulting that you want to eat the flesh and drink the blood of christ, because most christians do that every sunday. it's called communion. just go to church! you can get a taste of the lord!
and if you literally mean it, which i'm sure you did because you wanted to piss off the christians, it would be called cannabalism. and cannabalism is frowned upon in most cultures, regardless of the person being eaten.
2007-01-07 21:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by happyinblue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think the multiplication of the loaves and fishes were representative of? He feeds all of the Catholics all around the world everyday with his body and his blood.
2007-01-07 21:38:38 · answer #3 · answered by Midge 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
In other news,
I DENOUNCE THE HOLY SPIRIT.
LONG LIVE REVEREND RED MAGE.
2007-01-07 21:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pray and ask God for deliverance. May God Bless U.
2007-01-07 21:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
CANDY!!!!
Piniata!
2007-01-07 21:40:15 · answer #6 · answered by Z ten 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eughhhhhhhhhhhh.
2007-01-07 21:40:03 · answer #7 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋