once there was a married couple who had a little girl. they never told or tought her about god or jesus. one day when she was 5 her parents got in an argument in front of her. then her dad pulled out a gun and shot his wife then shot his self. the little girl got a foster mom that believed in god and went to church every sunday. on sunday the foster mom took her to sunday school and ask the teacher if she can be patient with her because she didn't know god or jesus. the teacher held up a picture of god and asked if any one knew who it was. the little girl answered that's easy. that's the man who held me as my dad shot his self and my mom. do u believe it. i sure do. that's how good god really is. and this is a true story from a newspaper about a year ago.
2007-01-07 13:31:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its not a riddle/joke.i just know that more people will answer if it was on riddles/jokes.
no she doesn't think her dad is god. she's saying god held her when she was in a difficult and bad place.
2007-01-07 13:39:35 · update #1
Thanks, we need to be smacked back into reality every once in a .while
2007-01-07 13:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice story. Didn't find the humor. You might get more responses in the "Society & Culture" category.
2007-01-07 13:40:35 · answer #2 · answered by Mac D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get the point you are trying to get across. first you said in sarcasm that god was good enough to shoot himself and her mother and leave her in foster care. but then later you said god held her when she was in a difficult place? so are you against or with god ? i dont get it
2007-01-07 13:53:20 · answer #3 · answered by listlessbutdiligent 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it wasn't in a physical sense but in a mental sense. i like that story
2007-01-07 14:01:06 · answer #4 · answered by PUERTO RICAN CHICK 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great story..thank you
2007-01-07 13:50:52 · answer #5 · answered by m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she thinks her own father as god
2007-01-07 13:36:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg
lol i dont relly believe in that she probly saw him at the church
2007-01-07 13:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Loveline 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i didn't get it, is it a joke or what?
2007-01-07 13:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Angel♥ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thanks for the story =-)
2007-01-07 13:53:26 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋