Tom and Sarah are staying in a hotel and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settle down, Tom (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly "Hey snuggle boopy doops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nighty-nighty yet." Sarah takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Tom jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone, "Oh my precious little honey bunny, is your noseywosey all righty?" No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they made mad passionate love for hours. Afterwards, Sarah goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Tom looks over and grunts, "Clumsy biatch".
2007-01-07 13:24:59 · 36 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL 100/10
2007-01-12 23:07:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute. 8/10. Men can be real pigs at times!
2007-01-07 14:28:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, the first time he was only being nice so he would have sex with her, so he didnt make a fuss instead he complimented her. then in the 2nd time after they had sex, he insulted her. just like if he was just hiring her like a prostitute. but he really doesnt like her. by the way thanks for making me laugh
2007-01-07 18:20:05 · answer #3 · answered by Goblin Techies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do'nt really see the funny side, men are just chauvanistic pigs when they insult women like that. it only proves all, or at least a majority of men only think with their d****.
2007-01-08 03:02:57 · answer #4 · answered by tribalgirlie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, lust is like fine wine... the more you have of it, the more attractive your partner becomes.
Then, when you have had your fill, it is when you wish you had a paper bag.
2007-01-07 14:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical male, bet all the guys think thats so funny. not me 1/10
2007-01-08 08:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, I get it..... the first time he was only being nice so she would have sex with him, then afterwards he didnt give a crap about what happened to her. That is just how men are, dirty rotten pigs............... at least most of them.
by the way thanks for making me laugh
2007-01-07 13:29:37 · answer #7 · answered by Bored&Broken 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice to see an avatar instead of your bathroom facilities
2007-01-07 14:54:06 · answer #8 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. shows how lame men/boys r
i give u 9.9/10
2007-01-07 13:34:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, after tripping two times, I would feel the same
2007-01-07 13:27:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋