Didn't Jesus leave out one little clause? Did he forget one item?
Namely, if you belong to a religion whose God is not Jesus it doesn't matter how pure in heart you are, you're going to Hell; and there eternal burning and torment, where there is no day or night, awaits you; where you will itch and can't scratch, where you will suffer painful farts, and you will have worms -- your hideous shrieks and moans will be answered only by horrid gargling noises coming from fourteen other tormented souls lying in a heap near you.
Jesus forgot to mention, in the passage I quoted above, that being pure in heart won't do you any good if you are not aware that he is the greatest.
Yes, friends, maybe you are pure in heart and live a righteous and pious life, and love the Lord. Oh well.
I keep telling you, if you don't believe in Jesus, Jesus is not amused. Oh well.
2007-01-07
13:24:13
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