father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.
Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.
Love, your son, John.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
2007-01-07 12:46:56 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
read it several times but it still made me laugh
2007-01-08 03:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stacy sounds nice
2007-01-08 04:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wot a cheeky teenager so funny that 1
2007-01-07 21:26:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 it did get posted yesturday
2007-01-08 02:53:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb!
2007-01-08 02:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would definitely wait awhile and sweat! He would have to call me! LOL.
2007-01-09 09:52:11 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
Was on the other day.!!!
2007-01-08 13:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good indeed.
2007-01-07 22:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by Gerbil 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but i've Heard it b4.
2007-01-07 21:07:27 · answer #9 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-01-07 20:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋