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The boy and the science teachers pt.II
One day a scientist was saying that there was no God.
A boy stood up with tears in his eyes saying "Why would you say that?"
The teacher said "because It is right!"
The boy shouted at the teacher with fury "The Bible was written a thousand years before you were born. You can not refute it!"
The teacher said nervously "well that dosen't prove it."
The boy said "no but, Jesus does."
The teacher was speechless.
John 3:16
GOD BLESS!

2007-01-07 12:45:41 · 17 answers · asked by Toosmart M 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

a good joke lol

2007-01-09 20:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 12 1

I don't know where you live but if the scientists and teachers there can be convinced by an argument as lame as that, I sure don't want to live there.
Or educate my kid there for that matter.

2007-01-07 22:02:55 · answer #2 · answered by DontPanic 7 · 3 0

So according to your previous 'question" the Bible proves Jesus; and according to this one Jesus proves the Bible. Congratulations! You win the CIRCULAR REASONING AWARD for 2007, (Don't worry, no one will top it this year.)

2007-01-07 20:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn G 6 · 3 0

I thought you'd promise to stop posting drivel - that would be good news indeed.

The teacher was probably struck speechless by the boy's stupidity.

2007-01-07 20:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by eldad9 6 · 4 0

Can you get this science teacher to contact me directly? I want to smack him around a bit. He shouldn't be teaching children as stupid as this one who keeps flummoxing him, and the boy isn't benefiting either.

2007-01-07 20:49:01 · answer #5 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 6 0

Again, I just wasted 30 seconds. I should really learn to stop clicking on things you post.

2007-01-07 20:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Laura 5 · 6 1

what, that you promise never to ask these pointless, mind-numbingly annoying questsions any more?

now THAT would be some good news.

2007-01-07 22:58:29 · answer #7 · answered by answer faerie, V.T., A. M. 6 · 1 0

Was this suppose to convert us? It didn't prove anything.

2007-01-07 20:54:21 · answer #8 · answered by WastedPaint 2 · 1 0

These stories of yours just get dumber and dumber.

2007-01-07 20:50:37 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 2 0

He wouldn't be speechless, he would send the kid to the princible, dumbass!

2007-01-07 20:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Where do you find these horrible teachers?

2007-01-07 20:48:08 · answer #11 · answered by . 7 · 9 1

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