A teenager goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. The young man stands up and asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes and asks God to cleanse his soul.
The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He whispers back to her, "You never told me that your dad is a pharmacist!!!"
2007-01-07 12:28:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha thats is the most hilarious joke ever!!!! Thank you so much!!! BUSTED!!!
2007-01-07 12:30:19 · answer #1 · answered by Candace M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, i don't experience fortunate. First I dropped my dinner all over the kitchen floor, the flate shattering and all. Then I spilt warm chocolate on my mattress, saking the canopy sheets and so on.. Then I positioned on the bathtub faucets, and the bathe got here on (they are conected, i forgot to press the button to out it back to bath) so I have been given soaked. And my stupid hamster bit me. unlucky, huh?
2016-11-27 02:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um-Hum!! LOL. LOL.
Looks like he is in the Hot Seat, after all!!
Have a great day!
2007-01-09 01:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA.
Great one and it's so funny because it could happen to any one!
I'm going to tell all my friends that one!
2007-01-07 12:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by sweet_az_kandii 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD ONE KEEP UP THE GOOD JOKES!!
2007-01-07 12:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG i was NOT expecting that!!!! LOVED it!!!! i hope my friends will 2
2007-01-07 12:35:38 · answer #6 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha LOL
2007-01-07 12:42:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny dude
2007-01-07 13:24:04 · answer #8 · answered by frenchgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uhoh he's screwed
2007-01-07 13:25:15 · answer #9 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL
2007-01-07 13:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by Time@ Time 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋