Again this is true.An elderly relative had a new puppy to go with her older dog.One day she found the remains of a glass pipette under her bed and assumed the puppy had chewed the glass.She phoned the vet who advised, keep and eye on the puppy stools for blood and feed it bread to bind the glass until it passes through.This she did until last thing at night when she let both dogs out to do business and forgot to keep an eye on the deposits from the puppy.Worried sick when she realised her mistake,she searched 2/3 of an acre of garden at midnight with a torch looking for the deposits and to see if they were fresh she felt each one with the back of her hand to see if it was still warm.The puppy survived with no ill effects and i never shook her hand again.
2007-01-07 12:22:19 · 20 answers · asked by matured 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(: Xx... funny...xX :)
2007-01-08 04:47:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she felt it with the back of her hand, you can still shake her hand since you would be grabbing her palm. Although I think she is a total loon for feeling feces in the dark, but hey, I hate old people.
2007-01-07 20:26:34 · answer #2 · answered by sjmazzella3380 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good for the puppy!
2007-01-07 20:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds reasonable to me, but you not shaking her hand is a little foolish.
2007-01-07 20:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by OPTIMIST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good...but not a "laugh out loud" joke, just a chuckle
2007-01-07 20:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee LOL!!!
2007-01-07 20:27:17 · answer #6 · answered by Kas-O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch... XP
2007-01-07 20:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuk
2007-01-07 20:24:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How stupid was she for that. touching dog poop. r u serious?
2007-01-07 21:12:27 · answer #9 · answered by teenage_ivyleager 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did you make that up
2007-01-07 20:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by Dog Lover 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how lovely
2007-01-08 04:06:50 · answer #11 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋