englishman, irishman ,scotsman and a welshman all working 100 foot up on a scaffold.They all open there packed lunches. Englishman says not cheese again. if I get cheese tomorrow ,I'm gonna jump off this tower,Irishman looks at his lunch ,same here he says, I'm gonna jump too .Scotsman looks at his lunch ,HAM again , I'll jump with you . Welshman opens his lunch and says nothing. Next day the englishman opens his lunch , looks at his mates and jumps to his death. Scotsman opens his lunch and jumps. The irishman looks at his and jumps to his death. The welshman eats his lunch. 3 months later at the inquest the welshman tells the tale of his colleagues,and an open verdict was given. Outside the courtroom the three wives of the dead all gather talking. I cant understand it says the wife of the englishman, if only he had told me. I cant understand it says the scots woman he never complained. I cant understand it says the irishwoman, He packs his own lunch
2007-01-07 12:20:34 · 14 answers · asked by peter d 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
one of my faves this
2007-01-07 12:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by im2jaded04 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess the Irishman wants to kill himself
2007-01-07 21:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10.
2007-01-07 23:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Ah, the Irish! LOL.
Look Out! LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-01-09 09:59:48 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo old but still funny
have a silver star
2007-01-08 04:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2007-01-07 20:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by bar_b_c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats is the most hilarious joke ever!!!!
2007-01-07 20:25:01 · answer #7 · answered by Candace M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. this one redemed your self from that holes joke/riddle.!!!
2007-01-07 20:24:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-01-07 20:26:54 · answer #9 · answered by lindsey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe x
2007-01-07 20:24:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋