I resolve to bring the world a greeting card line with a wider variety of messages. How is this for starters?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
Sorry, I've been boinking your sister.
2007-01-07 12:19:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Roses are red
Violets make me blue
I suffer from clinical depression
Oh... you too?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have attention deficit disorder
Look! A bird!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm obsessive compulsive
Over you.
2007-01-08 14:22:39 · answer #1 · answered by opifan64 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! I have no prose to offer...you should see me in the store trying to pick out a card at the last possible minute though. My God, most of them are soooo corny and the attempt at humor is so lame...I stand there with a disgusted look on my face sighing loudly as I read each one. I'm sure passerby are getting quite a kick out of my exasperation.
2007-01-07 14:37:39 · answer #2 · answered by NA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
Sorry, I've been boinking your sister.
"I still love you.' I hope you love me too.
because if i did it once ill do it again ...cheaters never tell the truth.
2007-01-13 18:28:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WalMart has boxes of note cards; I would guess that Target and KMart do too.
2016-05-23 06:07:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish all the girls were like strawberry sundies
and I was a spoon and I'd dip in their undies
2007-01-08 06:04:56 · answer #5 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Roses is red,
Grass is green,
I like Granny's legs,
And what's in between.
2007-01-07 12:22:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
roses are red? whats fu**ing with that
i lost my vision cause you gave me the clap
is your name maria?
tell me have you seen her
im looking for that bich
she gave me gonorhea
violets are blue
tulips are yellow
i'll suck your d***
for a nice cup of jello
2007-01-13 06:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by kindkayeye/im a chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. There should be a lot more that don't rhyme!
I hate buying rhyming cards for people. It seems so corny!
2007-01-08 07:56:02 · answer #8 · answered by Lily Iris 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little old fashion but it made me smile
2007-01-12 17:03:07 · answer #9 · answered by POWERBS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coneflowers are purple,
Trilliums are white,
If you can just stay sober,
You'll get some tonight.
or.....
Whiskey is good,
But beer is the best,
If I buy you some more,
Will you show me your chest?
2007-01-07 14:47:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋