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this one actually happened, my daughter is blonde. I went away on holiday and asked her to water my tomato plants in the greenhouse.To make life easy and ensure she did it, i put the sprinkler hose in the greenhouse and all she had to do was turn the tap on for a few minutes each day.I returned and found all the plants shrivvled and dead.I asked her what happened and she said "i didn't think they'd need watering as it rained every day"True story.

2007-01-07 12:07:40 · 16 answers · asked by matured 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Those things happen... some good, some bad.
Like this true story, (not a joke).

The owner of a gas station/store combination,
had been trying to sell her turquoise jewelry for weeks, even dropping the prices down 30%.. no sales.
Then she went on vacation, and told her
helper, a blonde, to drop the prices to 50%
while she was gone, to see if the jewelry
would sell..
When she came back, all the jewelry was
gone… she was glad and she thought her
plan had worked. She found out that
the blonde had doubled the price on the
jewelry by mistake… and it was sold out!!
Nice mistake, huh?

2007-01-07 14:49:05 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0 0

Thats funny

2007-01-07 23:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 0 0

ha ive done stupid stuff like that all the time and i never hear the end of it from my mom and step dad. im not even blond either

2007-01-07 12:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

does your daughter take after you cause if she does why weren't the plants dead a long time ago

2007-01-07 12:21:55 · answer #4 · answered by Dog Lover 1 · 0 0

Lmao, sounds like stunts that I pull.

also a blonde.

2007-01-07 12:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by GreekGurl84 2 · 0 0

That is exactly why women shouldn't be allowed to vote! Too funny. Very cute.

2007-01-07 12:11:02 · answer #6 · answered by rocket_man39 2 · 0 1

Hey sounds pretty good to me!

2007-01-07 12:15:52 · answer #7 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Good one!

2007-01-07 15:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

GOOD THINKING ON HER PART. SORRY ABOUT YOUR PLANTS. GUESS YOU BOTH HAD A GOOD LAUGH ABOUT THIS. NOTHING ELSE TO DO.

2007-01-07 12:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

its not true is it. You made it up. I know things

2007-01-07 20:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

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