A blonde is driving her car along the motorway when here boyfriend phones her on her mobile.
"Darling, just heard on the radio that there is a car going along that motorway the wrong way - please be careful and watch out for it."
Next thing he hears her terrified voice, "ONE car??? There's HUNDREDS of them!"
2007-01-07 11:59:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! LOVED IT! VERY FUNNY!
2007-01-07 12:09:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My blonde girlfriend went out for a drive
one day, and a few hours later, I tried to call
her cell phone… no answer.. I tried numerous
times, still no answer.
Then, after a couple more hours, my television
set suddenly went on, channels started changing,
then the tv went off, then on and off.
It did this for a few minutes, and I couldn’t figure
out why… I was standing there looking at it when
she walks in, and says, “I’ve been trying to call you
for hours, even now, as I drove up” I said, “maybe your cellphone isn’t working I tried to call you, earlier, too. Let me look at it.”
She handed me her unit… it was the tv remote control.
Just kidding... this never happened..
2007-01-07 14:29:31 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Here are some blonde jokes...
Joke 1
How do you get a one-armed blonde of tree?
Answer: you wave
Joke 2
What is a blonde doing alone in a bathroom?
Trying to look pretty!
What are two blondes doing alone in a bathroom?
Beauty pageant!
What are twenty blondes doing in a bathroom?
Crisis Management!
Joke 3
A blonde has three nationalities, which ones are they?
Swedish, German...and Blonde
2007-01-07 12:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by d_leoncavallo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soooooo funny love the blonde jokes, keep them coming!
2007-01-08 08:23:07 · answer #4 · answered by terri r 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny !
2007-01-07 19:03:22 · answer #5 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-08 06:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but not ALL blondes are that stupid, just rember that
2007-01-07 12:24:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha silly blonde
2007-01-07 20:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-07 14:15:49 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very nice! i was kinda expecting it though! still funny!!!!
2007-01-07 12:02:28 · answer #10 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats is the most hilarious joke ever!!!! So true......
2007-01-07 12:32:29 · answer #11 · answered by Candace M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋