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John went fishing one day but had no luck at all. He noticed that another fisherman near him was catching fish one after another. He had to know the secret. He approached the other fisherman and said, "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"

The other man said, "Well, I can tell you but it will do you no good , you see I am a surgeon, and quite by accident I found that the human tonsil works very well as bait.

The next day, John returned to the lake and, just as the day before, he had no luck. There was a different man nearby having a great time catching fish.

John approached the man and asked "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"

"Well, I can tell you but I am not sure it will do you any good. I am a doctor and I am using a bit of human appendix as bait."

John left, thinking this was all very strange but vowed he would give the lake just one more try.

On the third day, John still had no luck. As usual, there was yet another man near him bringing in fish after fish.

John needed to confirm what he, by now, already knew. "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?"

The other man looked around acting a little embarrassed. "Well, I can tell you but it will do you no good."

"Don't tell me," said John "your a doctor".

"No,"

said the man,

"I'm a Rabbi."

2007-01-07 11:51:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

could be a bit cheesy that bait then 10/10

2007-01-07 22:57:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

make useful your tank is cycled and which you do no longer positioned too many fish in the aquarium so as that the good micro organism can take care of the fishes' bioload with out starting to be too plenty ammonia. in certainty, once you are going to place fish on your tank with out cycling it with enjoyed ones ammonia for some month previously hand, you will could desire to visual exhibit unit your fishes' habit besides because of the fact the water high quality rather heavily for the 1st 2 months. Lethargy and sitting on the backside of the aquarium are signs and indicators that your ammonia is merely too extreme, this is an fairly elementary subject in new aquariums. purchase a kit that exams for ph, nitrites, nitrates, and ammonia. exceedingly visual exhibit unit the ammonia and shop it as on the factor of 0 as a hazard in spite of if it potential partial water adjustments every day or the different day. Liquid exams are extra precise than the strips even nevertheless they seem to be slightly extra high priced. while you're beginning a clean aquarium, it may be a good thought to take a handful of the gravel out of your mom's tank and put in your tank because of the fact it is composed of the somewhat some valuable micro organism your tank will could desire to transform ammonia into nitrates and cause them to much less risky on your fish. different than that, no longer overstocking, no longer overfeeding, and maintaing pristine water high quality are the keys to helpful fish protecting. in case you have 2 weeks, i might propose placing your aquarium up now, complete with gravel and clear out, and upload some drops of enjoyed ones ammonia to the water. shop monitoring the water stages (ammonia, ph, nitrites, nitrates) till your ammonia is right down to 0, nitrites are 0, and nitrates are under 40 ppm, and the ph is robust for in spite of form of fish you desire to put in. this is while the tank would be perfect on your fish.

2016-11-27 02:49:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There's good, very good & this one, excellent 10 / 10+

2007-01-07 19:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0 0

GOOD ONE.!!!
10/10.!!!

2007-01-08 07:05:20 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

Fantastic. took me 5 minutes to get it!!

2007-01-08 00:08:42 · answer #5 · answered by sleekseke 2 · 0 0

oooh lucky fish!

2007-01-07 20:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

it's a cracker,good one.

2007-01-07 11:53:58 · answer #7 · answered by matured 3 · 0 0

lol

2007-01-07 14:49:36 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lol

2007-01-07 14:17:07 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0 0

LOL

2007-01-07 11:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0 0

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