The doctor who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medecines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wider as he realised she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"MRS Smith, do you realise these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs Smith, I can assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these pills that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young doctors knee."Yes, dear I know that, but every morning I grind up one of the pills and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year-old granddaughter drinks....And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
2007-01-07 11:42:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the laugh smart Grand ma
2007-01-07 11:46:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Courtney Love
2016-05-23 05:49:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Cute! 8/10!
2007-01-07 11:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good old granny she knows what shes doing 10/10
2007-01-07 23:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep 'em coming, excellent
2007-01-07 19:11:51 · answer #5 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are more than one way to use your own medicines...
2007-01-07 13:28:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-08 07:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good LOL!!!!
2007-01-07 11:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by The Weird One! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well good joke
2007-01-07 11:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by qwerty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-07 14:21:31 · answer #10 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋