An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went into a bar and ordered a whisky each.
They were just about to sip on their lovely malts when three huge bluebottles buzzed in and plop, plop, plop, they each fill into a glass.
Well the Englishman is so repulsed he pushes his way. The Irishman fishes his out and continues drinking quite unperturbed.
The Scotsman picks his out of the glass too but holds it up and shakes it violently shrieking at it:
"Spit it oot ya wee b******!"
2007-01-07 11:35:03 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aye i like it, and aye a um a scot
2007-01-07 11:38:16 · answer #1 · answered by steven m 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Serves the wee b*****d bluebottle right, I wouldnae let it drink my whisky either
2007-01-07 19:43:12 · answer #2 · answered by cullen1912 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old but funny. Bit like a goose
2007-01-08 04:15:25 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Och, that`s a Cracker!
2007-01-07 19:44:46 · answer #4 · answered by The BudMiester 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres one of my joke
Why did the blonde go on top the roof
Because she heard drinks were on the house
2007-01-07 19:38:32 · answer #5 · answered by lanaeareyano06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye thats us scots tight buggers 10/10
2007-01-08 07:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one..i like it
2007-01-07 19:38:14 · answer #7 · answered by ladee_in_luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Good one.
2007-01-08 06:55:39 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, i did laugh out loud, but I did chuckle:)
2007-01-07 19:37:19 · answer #9 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's why I love those Scotsmen!
2007-01-07 19:37:58 · answer #10 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋