Yo Momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo Momma so black she dissolves in the shade.
*Feel free to post your own Yo Momma joke at the end of your answer.*
2007-01-07 11:29:36 · 12 answers · asked by The Zunester 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo Momma's so stupid that when she saw a wet floor sign at the supermarket, she peed on the floor.
Yo Momma's so stupid that when she got hit by a bus she asked for a transfer.
2007-01-07 14:06:04 · answer #1 · answered by Tiberius 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your mommas so fat she sat on 1 / 4 and a booger poped out of George Washingtons nostril! Your momma is so gruesome she went to the ask your self salon and it took them 2 hours FOR AN ESTIMATE!
2016-12-28 08:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by pannalal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so dumb, she stared at the carton of OJ cos it said 'Concentrate'
yo momma so fat her blood type's rocky road
yo momma so ugly when she was little she got fed by slingshot
yo momma so ugly her momma had to tie pork chops to her so the dog would play with her
yo momma so stupid she looked in the phone book for the number for 911
2007-01-07 12:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Ade B 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
they are funny
yo momma soo fat when she jum one the trampoline she blocked out the sun!
yo momma so dumb when she saw a bullboard that said "dodge trucks" she started ducking through traffic!
Yo momma so poor, I stepped on a penny inside of her house, and she said "Get off of my paycheck."
yo mamma so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"
yo momma so fat she steps on a scale and it says to be continued
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
yo momma so fat weathermen have to assign names to her farts
yo momma so fat, when she went to the doctor's he said "we want your weight not your phone number!"
yo momma so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the cord, and made a crater in the earth!
2007-01-07 11:55:15 · answer #4 · answered by ♥*~me~*♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma pushed you out of her vagina and taught you how to survive - frig off already, yo daddy so dumb he taught you yo momma jokes
2007-01-07 11:33:37 · answer #5 · answered by NSMegaMom 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
dont be so ridiculous... that program on mtv is just as great as ever...
heres a classic from yo momma (mtv)...
yo momma so hairy her niples have afros, haha
2007-01-07 11:33:07 · answer #6 · answered by Mr singh 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your momma is so black when she walked outside the streetlights came on!
2007-01-07 11:32:26 · answer #7 · answered by waterboy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i still listen to some 80's music, so i wouldn't mind hearing "yo mamma" jokes every now and then
2007-01-07 11:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"yo momma" is classic
2007-01-07 11:33:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is such a ho, her cooch has more friends than tom on myspace
2007-01-07 11:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋