2007-01-07 11:20:27 · 16 answers · asked by Richard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Jugulars?
2007-01-07 17:10:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
The people
2007-01-08 05:25:50 · answer #2 · answered by フォックス Satoshi Araraki Caldera 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riddle- a guy is putting from the celling from an fairly extreme top. there is easily no longer something in this room different than a puddle of water. How did the guy commit suicide? answer: The puddle replaced right into a block of ice. British humour humorous tale: It replaced into Postman Pat's final day on the activity after 35 years of wearing the mail by using all varieties of climate to the comparable villages and cities. while he arrived on the 1st homestead on his direction, he replaced into greeted by potential of the full kinfolk there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a latest cheque for £50. on the 2d homestead they provided him an 18-carat gold watch. the folk on the 0.33 homestead surpassed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky. on the fourth homestead he replaced into met on the door by potential of a blonde in her undies. She took him by potential of the arm and led him up the stairs to the mattress room the place she blew his ideas with the main passionate love he had ever experienced. while he had had adequate they went downstairs, the place the dumb blonde fixed him an entire George terrific breakfast: Beaverbrook, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato with freshly-squeezed orange juice. while he replaced into rather happy she poured him a cup of steaming espresso. As she replaced into pouring, he observed a £5 be conscious protruding from under the cups backside component. "All this replaced into merely too astounding for words," he mentioned, "yet what's the 5 quid for?" "properly," mentioned the blonde, "final night, I informed my husband that at present may be your final day and that we could desire to consistently do something particular for you". "I asked him what to furnish you". He mentioned, "**** him. provide him a fiver." She smiled shyly and mentioned, "The breakfast replaced into my thought."
2016-11-27 02:46:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The jugulars
2007-01-08 14:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by liquid_storm_2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ghost Pops
or
Candyfloss (In Afrikaans its 'Spook asem' directly translated means 'Ghost breath')
2007-01-07 18:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by chainciw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do they have suckers at the circus?
2007-01-07 11:23:22 · answer #6 · answered by nerveserver 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
circus clowns?
lol
2007-01-07 11:29:09 · answer #7 · answered by whiteheaven0831 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the bearded lady
2007-01-07 11:36:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
blood cheese iono
2007-01-07 11:23:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a used tampon....all he has to do is drop it in hot water and he's got a nice bloody snack!
2007-01-07 14:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋