meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
"Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."
With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
2007-01-07 11:19:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahah
2007-01-07 11:21:13 · answer #1 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's quite the dog. A dog with his qualifications could work his way up to being top dog in the FBI. Might even be an improvement.
And he most certainly wouldn't have any language problems visiting a 'cat house'..
2007-01-07 13:32:29 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-07 11:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny like a bunny on a sunny afternoon
2007-01-07 11:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by meowmix 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff.
2007-01-07 11:22:43 · answer #5 · answered by Random Precision 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way cool! I like that.
2007-01-07 11:23:17 · answer #6 · answered by Wow!guitar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute joke
2007-01-07 11:34:03 · answer #7 · answered by eeekkk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!! Way Cute!!! hee hee hee.....laughing so hard.....Loving It....
2007-01-07 12:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by Sharpae 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great punchline!
2007-01-07 20:29:22 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny!
2007-01-07 12:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by Ivana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋