Female Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who`s not a creep,
One who`s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who`ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he`s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won`t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who`ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Male Prayer
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a bass boat, This doesn`t
Rhyme and I don`t give a s**t.
2007-01-07 10:56:33 · 18 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The start of that was great, but that stereo type at the end let you down...i thought the end was lame, but the start was good..
2007-01-07 10:59:43 · answer #1 · answered by ladee_in_luv 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer comprehend if this is documented, particularly i think of that's. look up Sternberg and his study on 'pass'. That feeling the place time and area stand stil and you're pursuing a fondness like music or paintings analyzing ect. the place you're merely there for hours and it variety of feels like minutes. he's complete paintings on that and surmised that it replaced into on of, if no longer the, apex of human studies. Others: Nirvana from good meditation which takes years to realize. and what's incorrect the advice of love? Love is a few distance better than a every day orgasm. Triumph- that 'attaining the mountain' feeling once you accomplish something rather great. in my view, of all thoughts in the international i might pick pass and tiumph and love over orgasm.
2016-11-27 02:44:35 · answer #2 · answered by heuss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Tink, you little tinker
I'll bet you are a secret drinker
Who drowns her sorrows 'cos of men
Picks herself up and starts again
You really have a poet's soul
I wish you luck regards your goal
To find a man who won't be crap
A mild-mannered, cheery chap
And yes, you're right about the boobies
'Cos when they're big they're really groovy.
2007-01-07 11:12:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't really care about liquor store. but i would like to see picture of Bass boat.
2007-01-07 11:02:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have got a hellish job on your hands tink where you goin to find that sorry i am married 10/10
2007-01-07 19:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you kno not all guys are like the end part but other than that it was actually pretty good
2007-01-07 11:01:36 · answer #6 · answered by Andrew H. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look no further and have no fear ,the man you dreamt about is here love u tinky xx ,
2007-01-07 11:08:18 · answer #7 · answered by beer buddy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I disagree with the male prayer. We want 'em blind too.
2007-01-07 11:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by Random Joe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda funny
2007-01-07 11:12:40 · answer #9 · answered by tina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious. ever thought about being a stand-up comedian??
2007-01-10 08:25:30 · answer #10 · answered by annonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋