An old lady phones the fire brigade in the middle of the night..."Please come at once - a couple of big hairy bikers are outside, trying to climb up to my bedroom window."
"Madam, we're the fire brigade - you need to call the police.
"Why? - I thought you were the ones with the ladders!"
2007-01-07 10:32:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dr doc ???????
2007-01-07 10:39:17 · update #1
DR DOC - what's your problem?...where does spam come into it? I don't give a toss about the yahoo points being deducted each time I put a joke on. Points don't make prizes so what's the point? :) If I want to put one joke on, why should you be so fussed about it?????? Get a life!
2007-01-07 23:10:14 · update #2
LOL. LOL.
Keep on keeping on! You have as much right as anyone to post jokes!
Thanks for the laugh.
The Best of the New Year to You and Yours in 2007.
2007-01-09 08:06:55 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny as are a lot of yours.
I can't seem to figure out what is meant by spam, however, it did make me look at some of your other jokes so I am gratfull for it.
2007-01-07 18:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Duty Officer answered the phone at the police station.
"Hurry please,I want to report a burglar trapped in the bedroom of an old spinster."
"We'll be right round," said the policeman,"Who am I talking to?"
"The burglar," he answered frantically.
2007-01-08 16:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
Maybe the old gal should get herself a basement apartment..and leave the windows unlatched..
2007-01-07 18:45:48 · answer #4 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now you know why I live on the 1st floor - no ladders needed.
HaHaHa!
2007-01-07 18:37:24 · answer #5 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
was she frustrated or desperate good one fingers 10/10 wats with the first answer
2007-01-08 03:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Please stop spamming- Just edit your psots so more will show up as 'additional details'
Edit: Stop making more posts, just deit more jokes into them
2007-01-07 18:34:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha! I liiike, it's niiice,
Oh and ignore the miserable 'Please stop spamming' man - he just has no sense of fun.
2007-01-07 18:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by ellested 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
go girl lol hes a prick
2007-01-08 13:01:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh. i didnt like it personally, but i can see why people would..
2007-01-07 18:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by ladee_in_luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋