The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from
boasting to Manny about his sexual endurance. "Three times," gasped Manny admiringly. "How'd you do it?" "It was easy." Joe looked down modestly. "I made love to my wife, and then I rolled over and took a ten-minute nap. When I woke up again, I made love to her again and took another ten-minute nap. And then I put it to her again. Can you believe it! I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I'll tell you." "I gotta try it," said Manny. "Lorraine won't believe it's happening." So that night he made love to his wife, took a ten-minute nap, made love to her again, took another nap, woke up and made love to her a third time, then rolled over and fell sound asleep. He woke up feeling like a million bucks, pulled on his clothes, and ran to the factory, where he found his boss waiting outside for him. "What's up, Boss?" he asked. "I've been working for you for twenty years and never been late once. You aren't going to hold these twenty minutes against me now, are you?" "What twenty minutes?" growled the boss. "Where were you on Tuesday and Wednesday?"
2007-01-07 10:31:55 · 15 answers · asked by mrs microchipper 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so funny that my brother peed in his pants.i just cracked in histerics.
2007-01-07 10:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by sportzkid757 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 02:40:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it wasn't that funny so he had sex with his wife and slept for a few days hahaha whats so funny about it i don't think you should tell this joke again sorry but it is true
2007-01-07 10:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by butterflykisses01247 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
worth a giggle.. 10 hour nap more like.. gee didn't they have viagra?
2007-01-07 11:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by Konrad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 days and Never went to the Bathroom? Damn I can't do that. LMAO
2007-01-07 10:50:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but very sad too!
2007-01-07 10:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess I don't really get it what does that mean that he slept for 3 days???
2007-01-07 10:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a good one!!
2007-01-07 10:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by mother 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah its kinda funny
2007-01-07 10:39:08 · answer #9 · answered by tam_23q 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-07 10:58:52 · answer #10 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋