A woman on her deathbed tells her husband to look in the big trunk under the bed. He opens it and finds three eggs and a thousand pounds in cash. "Every time I faked an orgasm with you, I took an egg and I put it in the trunk," says the woman.
"Not bad," thinks the man, "three fakes in all these years of marriage." So he asks the woman, "But what about the thousand pounds?"
"Every time I got up to a dozen eggs, I sold them." :)
2007-01-07 10:26:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ouch, you girls certainly know how to hurt a man (10 / 10)
2007-01-07 19:16:28 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Love it, gets an 8.
2007-01-07 18:53:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor fella. women should learn to be more vocal about what they like and dont like...
2007-01-07 18:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by INFINITE CONSCIOUSNESS 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why do women fake it ?
2007-01-08 05:31:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee
2007-01-08 00:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by littlblueyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY
2007-01-07 18:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny
2007-01-07 18:34:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, i like that one alot..
2007-01-07 19:01:41 · answer #8 · answered by ladee_in_luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!!!
2007-01-07 18:53:44 · answer #9 · answered by puppy1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋