For their 50th wedding anniversary, Bill & Sue go back to the cottage where they spent their honeymoon. As they stroll along a country path, Bill says, "Look, do you remember that tree by the fence?"
"I certainly do," blushes Sue, "That's where we had the hottest sex of our honeymoon."
Well, they're both still hot for each other, so they have a look around and, seeing there's nobody in sight, they're soon over by the tree, with Sue leaning against the fence, her skirt hitched up and Bill going at it like a man 50 years younger. In no time, Sue is yelling and thrashing about, and she doesn't stop until Bill is exhausted and has to sit down on the grass.
"I can't have lost my touch," he says proudly, "I don't remember you going that wild 50 years ago."
"50 years ago," says Sue..."that fence wasn't electric."
2007-01-07 10:21:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha, ha, very funny!
2007-01-07 10:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Trevor 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie, nice one lol.
2007-01-07 18:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-07 18:26:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny..lol
2007-01-07 18:39:06 · answer #4 · answered by INFINITE CONSCIOUSNESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS FUNNY
2007-01-07 18:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh no too funny
2007-01-07 18:28:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahaha
2007-01-07 19:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-01-07 18:24:41 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-07 18:23:44 · answer #9 · answered by tdc923 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋